Hello to anyone who might be interested in my activities in life. I will be moving to London next week to purse my master’s degree in sociology. Why graduate school? Why sociology you ask? I decided to go to grad school because I realized, that in order to distinguish myself among potential job applicants, I will have spent even more money to educate myself in something potentially useless. Now that shows commitment. Secondly, I felt graduate school was a good idea due to the current state of the economy. Seriously, go look outside right now, the economy is not looking good. White people can only afford to have one Northface jacket nowadays.
Unemployment is so bad right now that I’ll give it another eighteen months before the government engineers a virus that creates aggressive flesh-eating zombies just to give the unemployed something to do. Heck, it could be the New New Deal where a bunch of zombie related government jobs could be created and subsidized. Someone would be decapitating zombies while four other people stand around and watch him, etc. Everyone wins! Except for the zombies I suppose.
So I figured while I’m “hiding” in grad school, I might as well do it somewhere pretty cool. I’ve heard that London has some cool stuff even after we kicked their ass in Dubya Dubya Two. Those socialists better get ready for this guy. I plan on wearing a ten-gallon hat made out of hotdogs and fireworks while shooting my two double-barreled shotguns off on my Harley Davidson that is retrofitted with a high-definition Bose sound system that plays the Jimi Hendrix version of “The Star Spangled Banner”.
For those of you curious, I will be attending The London School of Economics which is located in central London. I learned that this place is actually a pretty good school. I’m still not entirely sure how I was offered admission there. I’m guessing clerical error or my mom was worried about my self-esteem so she sent the graduate admissions office a lot of cookies.
So the point of creating this blog, which is counterintuitive, is that I’m pretty lazy and I don’t have the heart to keep up with all the people I’ve paid to be my friends over the years. I’ll be busy enough reading Das Capital in Sumerian or having tea in Pumblechookfordshiretonville out in the English countryside. I plan on uploading pictures from all the places I’ll be traveling to so that way everyone can be really jealous of me, but take solace in the fact that most of you are actually making money at this point in your life. Lame.
So for those of you who are earnestly interested, stay on me to keep up with this because, believe it or not, I would like to share the fruits of this incredible opportunity with those I care about most.
Since I’ve been staying in New Hampshire for the past four weeks at my parents home with a brand new digital camera, it’s only natural that I only have pictures of my dog in various states of cuteness. Here they are for your enjoyment.